Third base is having a panic attack in front of your boyfriend for the first time
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romantic shakespeare quotes to seduce your lover
attentiondeficitohlookasquirrel:
- “I love you with so much of my heart that none is left to protest”
- “Of the very instant that I saw you, did my heart fly at your service”
- “My bounty is as boundless as the sea, my love as deep; the more I give to thee, the more I have, for both are infinite”
- “I wish you all joy of the worm”
- “Come, let’s away to prison”
- “What, you egg?”
- [exit, pursued by a bear]
- Sonnet 130